but to say just that would be a lie.

because i really miss my kids.

- Nathan

- Stargazing on the first night while people passed around the guitar
- My staff introduction during orientation.. and how everyone remembered me by that everytime I met someone new
- Meeting my amazing co-workers
- Having Josh Barchat as my CIT for one day before I was switched to Cabin 14B with Inters. My new co-counselor was Fred and my new CIT was Meatloaf.
- Ty, Laura, and Shannon’s conversation about foreign phrases
- Being on the circus staff for one hour… and learning how to teach trapeze moves I’ve never done before
- My media arts head instructor’s kids Nebraska and Rev, the most adorable kid at camp
- Working with Megan, Caleb, Andy, Jesse, Nat, and Stephen in the media arts room
- Getting used to being internet-less
- My cabin’s “Brown-Eyed Girl” performance during Night of the Classics… and winning 1st place for Inter Boys
- Re-reading staff profiles with Danielle and Mark
- Meatloaf trying to smash open his locked box and our kids nearly destroying his family jewels
- Scranton, the rite of passage for counselors on their first day off
- My wives on Sadie Hawkins Night: Danielle, Helen, Ashley, Elana, Cara, Rachel, and ummm.. lol I forgot the other 3 (that’s not a good sign of a good relationship..)
- A bat flying into our cabin
- New York City with Elana, Ryan, and Claire. Being crammed in Fred’s little car equipped with astronaut belts, Elana’s house and dogs, the top of the Empire State Building, meeting with Lauren, Times Square, Claire’s peanut, telling Fred we left his car in the city.
- Josh Berger and Jake Beeber begging me to be their new division director.. the cutest thing ever
- Cara and Matthew’s random visits to the media arts room
- Sam Rubinstein’s “Lohikan’s Got Talent” episodes
- The weird (and painful) video shoot near the bungee site with Robert, Brenda, Jordan Parcel, Jacob Morris, Toni, and others
- Inter canteen: free candy with all my canteen cards, getting beaten in soccer by little Spanish kids, and finally time to just sit and talk with kids and counselors
- Dorney Park: going on every roller coaster cuz they all had short lines
- Entertaining the kids with voice imitations
- Getting Luke to help me pick up random litter every morning before he was allowed to call me Natino
- Being engaged to Keenan
- Olympics Color War: Ninjas 3rd place! (Thanks to Megan, Jess, Corey, and Jenna’s leadership)
- Nathan Hotdog! (Courtesy of Ariana, Jessie, and Ben)
- Making Jake’s episodes of “Punk’d at Lohikan”… and punking Richard Swift
- Chicken noodle soup without chicken or noodle at the German restaurant
- The dances to “Hands Up” and “Everytime We Touch”
- “Woah, woah, why are you talking?” (The song and even just the words “Woah woah” will never be the same ever again.)
- Banquet and Prom #1: serving the kids and practicing our waiter skills
- Being switched to Cabin 1C for super-juniors. My new co-counselor was Richard Staub and my new CIT was Alex DiPaola.
- Parking crew… again
- Toilet Overflow #1 (Evan confessed weeks later)
- Richard Staub and me pouring Fabuloso on the floor like crazy
- Caleb’s amusing life stories
- New York City with Fred, Jeff, Shannon, Sean, Elana, JP, Megan, Kelli, and Evan. Our hotel search, JP’s cursing, Jeff’s comments to Shannon, Museum of Natural History, Chinatown, Times Square.
- The Dutch auction rainy day activity… only exciting if Danielle and Ashley are there
- Volunteering to line serve in the dining hall more often than necessary cuz it was so fun
- The CampPower guys
- Relaxing at Sam Schneider’s lake house (again, Sam, we all thank you for such a wonderful day off at your beautiful house)
- Mike and Alex’s chess games
- My new co-counselor Fran from Spain… and all his questions about America
- Lunches under the tent with Danielle, Pierre, Ashley, Helen, Jenn, Alex Cheetham, and Fran
- Andy and Sam saying the same rude things together
- Getting our kids to protect us from other cabins while Richard and I were counting our Lohikan money
- Peaceful chats by the waterfall
- Getting chased by a skunk
- Hershey Park: too much rain to do anything other than let my kids go on kiddie rides or watch that one kid who ate a whole 1×1.5 foot bar of chocolate
- Guessing people’s names at e-mail… and usually getting them right
- Getting dressed up by Cabin 23B for the Ms. Lohikan Beauty Pageant and winning 4th place even with unshaved legs. Ummm, thanks girls? I still have my nail polish on, by the way..
- Danielle telling me that I might not have had the best costume, but that I should’ve been Miss Congeniality.. lol
- The toga dance social
- My kids running back to the cabin with me after evening activities and one commanding the rest of us to run, jump, skip, walk, or rest
- Overnight sleepover in the woods: campfire hotdogs and marshmallows, Mike and Alex’s stories for the kids, and the kids not listening when I told them to walk 20 feet away from our site before peeing
- Toilet overflow #2. Cleaning Alex’s crap off the whole floor was by far the most disgusting thing I’ve ever done in my life.
- The Chinese restaurant with Jake, Mike, Stephanie, Jenn, Alex Cheetham, and Heather. The real test if counselors can act their age..
- BJs, formerly known as Jericho’s, formerly known as Jericho
- Randomly sitting with Alex Brown, Luis, Carlos, Maurizio, and Alejandro at dinner
- Yelling “FREE chip” to purposely make the kids laugh before yelling freeze
- Senior girls’ radio shows in both the first half and second half (too many people to list… you know who you are!)
- Senior girls sneaking in and out of the e-mail room (ummm.. that would be even more to list.. cuz you know you all did it)
- The Taco’Sun girls and their commercial
- The “Chicken Weird” video, the “Mel Burger Commercial,” the “Trix with Dr. Pepper” commercial, Ashley McDade and Lauren Nadel’s toothpaste commercial, and all the other videos the kids produced
- Making the promo videos of each activity site
- My “Just because I’m Asian doesn’t mean I’m doing e-mail” sign at Add/Drop
- The way Lohikan staff members overtook every nearby town on nights off (and by nearby, I mean 30 minutes away)
- How fast can we get from the Bean’s Coffee Shop back to camp?
- Banquet and Prom #2: the dances, the pictures, the talks
- The smiles and thank-you’s I got from kids who won awards for video, radio, and computers
- The Burning of the L: the “If I Could Work at Camp” skit, the last singing of “Wallerville Road,” and the last evening activity
- The stuff you guys wrote in my little yearbook
- The tears, hugs, and final good-byes on departure day
- Trying to get a friend’s car out of a ditch on our last night off… and failing. And then cramming 7 people into Fred’s 4-person car, including 5 people in the 2-person backseat. (Lap dance galore.)
- Good-byes to counselors and waiting in line for our paychecks
- Being able to say I had kids for one summer
- For 9 straight weeks, waking up before 9 a.m.
- For 9 straight weeks, having no TV, no movies, no news
- For 9 straight weeks, having severely limited internet
- For 9 straight weeks, living in poopy-colored cabins with no air conditioning
- … And still having the best summer of my life.

To all my dear friends I met this summer, thank you for making Camp Lohikan my home for 2 months. I’ll miss you all, but I’ll be sure to hold onto these precious memories for the rest of my life. You’ll be remembered. Take care, and farewell.

Love Always,
Nathan

P.S. Be sure to check out all my pictures from camp too!